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DWRF

Something out there wants your world. DWRF is organising the resistance, and would like you on the team.

Enlist with DWRF! Defend your world! Worry about the rest later!

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Adam wants YOU: DWRF enlistment poster
  • ∞ Hostile sectors Rounded down for morale
  • 112% Briefing optimism Exceeds recommended dosage
  • No Plan Bs on file Plan A is very confident though
  • Maybe Weekend plans saved Pending theatre review

Trust the briefing

Something wants your world. DWRF would like you to be the bit in the middle. You have a planet, a pulse, and just enough optimism to sign here. Enlist. The paperwork will explain the rest. Probably.

Enlist today

This fight does not stay on one world. Ships in the dark. Noise past your horizon. DWRF is recruiting anyway, because panic is for civilians and the posters are already up. Sign up. Report for duty. Bring shoes you can run in and a face that suggests this was your idea.

Defend your world (weekends not optional)

The war does not read your calendar. DWRF has rescheduled brunch to "hold the line" and your Sunday to "still holding." Look brave in front of the neighbours. The enemy is doing enemy things with upsetting confidence. DWRF says morale is compulsory and going splendidly. Enlist. Keep your world.

Incoming transmission

DWRF's three-step defence plan

  1. Step 1: Point at the sky and say “not on my watch.”
  2. Step 2: Hand you a DWRF badge that is definitely not a sticker.
  3. Step 3: Worry about steps 4 through 900 later. Possibly never.
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Final orders

Your planet called. DWRF picked up.

You’ve heard the briefing. You’ve sat through the propaganda “adverts”. All that’s left is signing up. DWRF considers hesitation a form of enthusiasm.